Tao Lin (b. 1983) is the author of Richard Yates (2010), Shoplifting from American Apparel (2009), Bed (2007), three other books.

His third novel will be published by Vintage in 2013.

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15 February 12
“OBESE CAT”-DRAWING COMPETITION (2012)
The winning drawing, “A cat so obese it can’t walk anymore so he’s in a wheelchair browsing through the ‘romantic comedies’ section in the DVD department of his local Walmart,” is by Francisco Espinoza! It is above.
Entries that provided links are below; all entries can be viewed here.
Judge’s citation: “There were ~20 entries (via ~95) that I ‘set aside’ to study. I was unable to discern which I liked most or even which 5 or 10 I liked most. There was ~2 minutes to choose. I stopped thinking and discerned a vague attraction in me that, at the moment, seemed focused mostly on Francisco’s entry (I think because it was more colorful and had a different ‘approach,’ in my view, at the moment, when I wasn’t thinking anything, than the other entries. My thoughts about it now are that the cat’s arms seem funny and that the drawing seems ‘fucked up’ overall in a manner that feels satisfying to me.”
Shawn Bianchi, Samuel Leon, Karen Radomski, Helen McClory, Ethan Ashley, Walter Mackey, Frank Hinton, Travis Baugh, Louise Berrebi, Robert Zetzsche, Justin Carter,Margaret Zhang, Francisco Espinoza, Matt Verburg, Kyle Logan, reading jerk666, Eric A,Scott Southard, Taylor Ableman, Luke Richards, Nicholas Burrell, hholden, Robert Challis, Andrew Colville, Jake Johnston, lazzzyandoh, Alex Rogers, Shoga Nego, Dominic Haigh,David Fishkind, Doug fatb, Samantha Beverly, JG V, qq Hart, Emma P., Jennifer Fallingstar,Kayla Ewing, Enrique Gonzalez, ruth e dinkin, Patrick Hinea, Irene Yu, Michael Peter, dylan ewen, Jason Shook, db wang, Royce Wood, Michael Barth, J.D. Ferguson, Ben Brooks,Jordan Eash, Caleb Bouchard, Jamie, Julianne Dowler, Alexandrea Finch, dave shaw, Diane VanderMeulen, Sam Skopp, Paul Rizza, Adam Eirashidi, Johnny Vulpine, Ben Arzate, Lily Dawn, Jennifer Fallingstar, farkus underwood, carolyn kim, Chase Allgood, Dallas Jeffs, LadySkillz, masha and nathen, Annalisa Hall, JG, Stephanie Graegin, Adrian Sanchez, Louise Lao, John Mullen, Jimmy Chen, Leah Garaas, Erik Stinson, Caspar Eric, Keegan Crawford
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To enter email binky.tabby [at] gmail a drawing by you of an “obese cat” (see example above) that is 500px-wide/350px-tall via MSPaint/Photoshop or [photograph of IRL drawing] by 12AM Eastern w/ subject “OBESE CAT.” 
1 entry per person. No entry fee. Ask ?s in this post’s comments section.
Include a link to your entry (post it on your Tumblr or something) in your email and I will link to it in the post announcing the winner at 1AM Eastern. The winning drawing will be posted on this Tumblr. The winning drawing will be chosen based on which entry the judge likes most at the moment of judging.
Prize: 1x Richard Yates, 1x Shoplifting from American Apparel, 1x selected unpublished blog posts…, 1x during my nervous breakdown…, 1x sometimes my heart pushes my ribs, [whatever else will fit in the flat-rate priority envelope]
Judge: Tao Lin

“OBESE CAT”-DRAWING COMPETITION (2012)

The winning drawing, “A cat so obese it can’t walk anymore so he’s in a wheelchair browsing through the ‘romantic comedies’ section in the DVD department of his local Walmart,” is by Francisco Espinoza! It is above.

Entries that provided links are below; all entries can be viewed here.

Judge’s citation: “There were ~20 entries (via ~95) that I ‘set aside’ to study. I was unable to discern which I liked most or even which 5 or 10 I liked most. There was ~2 minutes to choose. I stopped thinking and discerned a vague attraction in me that, at the moment, seemed focused mostly on Francisco’s entry (I think because it was more colorful and had a different ‘approach,’ in my view, at the moment, when I wasn’t thinking anything, than the other entries. My thoughts about it now are that the cat’s arms seem funny and that the drawing seems ‘fucked up’ overall in a manner that feels satisfying to me.”

Shawn BianchiSamuel LeonKaren RadomskiHelen McCloryEthan AshleyWalter MackeyFrank HintonTravis BaughLouise BerrebiRobert ZetzscheJustin Carter,Margaret ZhangFrancisco EspinozaMatt VerburgKyle Loganreading jerk666Eric A,Scott SouthardTaylor AblemanLuke RichardsNicholas BurrellhholdenRobert ChallisAndrew ColvilleJake JohnstonlazzzyandohAlex RogersShoga NegoDominic Haigh,David FishkindDoug fatbSamantha BeverlyJG Vqq HartEmma P.Jennifer Fallingstar,Kayla EwingEnrique Gonzalezruth e dinkinPatrick HineaIrene YuMichael Peterdylan ewenJason Shookdb wangRoyce WoodMichael BarthJ.D. FergusonBen Brooks,Jordan EashCaleb BouchardJamieJulianne DowlerAlexandrea Finchdave shawDiane VanderMeulenSam SkoppPaul RizzaAdam EirashidiJohnny VulpineBen ArzateLily DawnJennifer Fallingstarfarkus underwoodcarolyn kimChase AllgoodDallas JeffsLadySkillzmasha and nathenAnnalisa HallJGStephanie GraeginAdrian SanchezLouise LaoJohn Mullen, Jimmy Chen, Leah Garaas, Erik Stinson, Caspar EricKeegan Crawford

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To enter email binky.tabby [at] gmail a drawing by you of an “obese cat” (see example above) that is 500px-wide/350px-tall via MSPaint/Photoshop or [photograph of IRL drawing] by 12AM Eastern w/ subject “OBESE CAT.” 

1 entry per person. No entry fee. Ask ?s in this post’s comments section.

Include a link to your entry (post it on your Tumblr or something) in your email and I will link to it in the post announcing the winner at 1AM Eastern. The winning drawing will be posted on this Tumblr. The winning drawing will be chosen based on which entry the judge likes most at the moment of judging.

Prize: 1x Richard Yates, 1x Shoplifting from American Apparel, 1x selected unpublished blog posts…, 1x during my nervous breakdown…, 1x sometimes my heart pushes my ribs, [whatever else will fit in the flat-rate priority envelope]

Judge: Tao Lin

24 January 12
vicemag:


A cat that woke 4 minutes ago from a nightmare in which he was on extremely large doses of Xanax and Adderall and alcohol at a Christmas party, embarrassing himself in front of his owners and owners’ friends and relatives and all their children by repeatedly rubbing his crotch against people’s heads and faces (by climbing sofas and tables and jumping onto people’s shoulders and clutching their necks and heads or leaping directly toward the heads and faces of small children) while obliviously meowing in an extremely loud, nearly non-stop, frighteningly unseemly manner. His “suspicious” expression and somewhat “stricken” posture (as depicted above) has been sustained without change for almost the entire 4 minutes since waking, during which he has been replaying and studying certain details from his nightmare in an effort (involving decreasing confidence, in part because he has been staring across the room at a Christmas tree that has seemed increasingly dream-like) to confirm, to any believable degree, that it really was a nightmare and not something that happened last night or a few nights ago.
Previously - Gollum’s “Suicide Stash”
@tao_lin
http://heheheheheheheeheheheehehe.com/

vicemag:

A cat that woke 4 minutes ago from a nightmare in which he was on extremely large doses of Xanax and Adderall and alcohol at a Christmas party, embarrassing himself in front of his owners and owners’ friends and relatives and all their children by repeatedly rubbing his crotch against people’s heads and faces (by climbing sofas and tables and jumping onto people’s shoulders and clutching their necks and heads or leaping directly toward the heads and faces of small children) while obliviously meowing in an extremely loud, nearly non-stop, frighteningly unseemly manner. His “suspicious” expression and somewhat “stricken” posture (as depicted above) has been sustained without change for almost the entire 4 minutes since waking, during which he has been replaying and studying certain details from his nightmare in an effort (involving decreasing confidence, in part because he has been staring across the room at a Christmas tree that has seemed increasingly dream-like) to confirm, to any believable degree, that it really was a nightmare and not something that happened last night or a few nights ago.

Previously - Gollum’s “Suicide Stash”

@tao_lin

http://heheheheheheheeheheheehehe.com/

Reblogged: vicemag

Themed by Hunson. Originally by Josh