- “middle-aged bluefin tuna ‘squandering’ its life-savings, risking its life ‘big time,’ & abandoning a ‘very successful’ career in ‘the arts’ (via ‘abandoning life’) to ‘parachute amidst mountains deforested & painted neon colors by an unrelated ‘middle-aged bluefin tuna with a “very successful” career in “the arts”’ because it ‘honestly didn’t know what else to do with its life,’ according to the 260-word New York Times obituary of it published two days after this photograph” by Tao Lin